"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
|Uterus:||oh you have a completely full day of activity??|
|Uterus:||and a sleepover afterwards??|
|Uterus:||hardly any breaks??|
|Uterus:||wouldn't it be a shame|
|Uterus:||if something were to|
fine, i’ll write about flowers.
i’ll write about the bridge.
i’ll write about anything besides something important; see also: the tidal
volumes of your lungs going in and out,
this tells us that the hudson river has a terrible
pneumothorax and will die unless we bring in some
positive pressure oxygen and analgesics.
'i knew from the middle of the 1st paragraph that you're a writer'
or maybe because i kind of announced it, half heartedly and grandly
, egotistically, not that anyone in any of my classes knows who i am,
that i’m supposedly a writer. i crave the flattery,
thank you, good night, listen to the way half of the hudson
is silent, the mutated fish don’t breathe, the broken crumbs of
oreos thrown overboard dissolved years ago. listen to the steady tide of the
other side of the hudson. collapsed lung. took with it all the dreams
of those goddamn kids on a goddamn hill trying to build a
goddamn city populated with staticians and scientists and mathematicians,
so cooly logical in the face of any great fear or manipulation
that everyone else is scared. you know the look when adults say:
i’m scared of you / about you / for you. and you say: i’m scared
of the tide coming in and sweeping me away, the way my words are
misinterpreted misunderstood mistaken, oh i tried being a writer
once, in middle school, when a floating city in the sky accepted me
into their metaphorical folds, see, this what running away is:
'i'm sorry sister here's a quarter' & 'you can't shirk all your duties'
just watch me.
Her soul is consumed by this longing.
I don’t want to do homework I just want to lie in bed until I become one with bed.
Would you say these are accurate?
Totes like 19/24 of these things.. Come get me ladies.
Most of this is true
#3 seriously. But all of them yes…
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE FOREVER BUT NOBODY BLOODY LISTENS