The Art of College

The Place Where College life Becomes Your Life.
I'm Jaylynn and I'm like SOO stoked about college :) Class of 2015!!

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(Source: tiorickyaoi, via musicpartofmylife4ever)

Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:don't
Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:if something were to
Me:
Uterus:happen

projection of caddy & chest trauma

adisappearance:

fine, i’ll write about flowers. 
i’ll write about the bridge. 
i’ll write about anything besides something important; see also: the tidal 
volumes of your lungs going in and out, 
this tells us that the hudson river has a terrible
pneumothorax and will die unless we bring in some 
positive pressure oxygen and analgesics. 
'i knew from the middle of the 1st paragraph that you're a writer'
or maybe because i kind of announced it, half heartedly and grandly 
, egotistically, not that anyone in any of my classes knows who i am, 
that i’m supposedly a writer. i crave the flattery, 
thank you, good night, listen to the way half of the hudson 
is silent, the mutated fish don’t breathe, the broken crumbs of 
oreos thrown overboard dissolved years ago. listen to the steady tide of the 
other side of the hudson. collapsed lung. took with it all the dreams
of those goddamn kids on a goddamn hill trying to build a 
goddamn city populated with staticians and scientists and mathematicians,
so cooly logical in the face of any great fear or manipulation 
that everyone else is scared. you know the look when adults say: 
i’m scared of you / about you / for you. and you say: i’m scared 
of the tide coming in and sweeping me away, the way my words are 
misinterpreted misunderstood mistaken, oh i tried being a writer 
once, in middle school, when a floating city in the sky accepted me
into their metaphorical folds, see, this what running away is:
'i'm sorry sister here's a quarter' & 'you can't shirk all your duties'
just watch me. 

Sappho, from Atthis (via violentwavesofemotion)

(via englishmajorinrepair)

And
Her soul!

Her soul is consumed by this longing.

mychems:

i prefer not to think of it as ‘september’ but rather ‘pre-october’

(via apafro)

thefreshmandaze:

I don’t want to do homework I just want to lie in bed until I become one with bed.

(via college-journey)

24 Things That Secretly Turn Her On

reggiesfilthylittlesecret:

mindmackenzie:

randumb-shit:

lifejoy21:

Would you say these are accurate? 

24 Things That Secretly Turn Her On

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Totes like 19/24 of these things.. Come get me ladies.
#HA #imfunny

Most of this is true

#3 seriously. But all of them yes…

(Source: relationshipadvice23, via psych-facts)

lance-the-kanto-dragon-master:

mishawinsexster:

JK drops a truth bomb

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE FOREVER BUT NOBODY BLOODY LISTENS

(via boatsagainsttomorrow)